organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

#me

moonfaceemoji:

"wow i love this band’s music, i should google the members and see what they’re like!"

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Me as a parent

Me as a parent

faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

sharticles:

my eyes are saying sleep but my mind is saying internet

Track Title: “Puuuudding, dit dit dit dit dit"

Artist: Alex Turner

alextunrer:

(x)

blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.

lemondifficult:

Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like

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8-9/? favorite pictures of Chris Martin

8-9/? favorite pictures of Chris Martin