This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone
"wow i love this band’s music, i should google the members and see what they’re like!"
Idk why I laughed but omg
SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER
say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad
my eyes are saying sleep but my mind is saying internet
it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.
No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.
Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like